In order to create this post I first have to do the obvious and admit I follow the Kardashians on Instagram. Well, I do. So let’s all just collectively get over it.
I have no idea what it must be like to be Kim Kardashian. The angel in me hopes that she is really happy and fulfilled and is enjoying both marriage and motherhood to the fullest. The devil in me loves how out of touch she seems to be with the real world and I take pure joy in seeing the ludicrous things she posts on social media. I love it. I mean, I really love it. It is high comedy.
So, because I obviously have too much time on my hands I have lately taken to recreating some of Kim’s Instagram gems as reinterpreted by me, a suburban housewife.
Please enjoy the side-by-side comparisons below. And Dear Lord I sure hope you can tell which ones are hers and which ones are mine.
KimKardashian: #HandPaintedGeorgeCondo #HermesBirkin #OneofOne #ChristmasPresentFromYeezy
MyMommyMishaps: #BabySac #DiapersWipesGoldfish #OneofThousands #JustBecauseGiftFromMoInLaw
KimKardashian: Like father like daughter
MyMommyMishaps: Like mother like daughter
KimKardashian: It was an amazing year!!!
MyMommyMishaps: I guess my year was 1/15 as good as it could have been!!!
KimKardashian: I have the best brother in the world! #BirthdayFlowers
MyMommyMishaps: Albertsons has the best produce section!
KimKardashian: My new pet panther! #Cartier #TheDonStrikesAgain
MyMommyMishaps: My new rainbow loom bracelet from our 10-year-old and a yucky Hair Tie! #Homemade #HousewifeCouture
KimKardashian: “I get em custom…you a customer”
MyMommyMishaps: “Am I a customer of Louboutin Paris? Um….no. But I got me some Nike flip flops and a pair of my hubby’s decade old fuzzy slippers.”
KimKardashian: Gingerbread House!!!
MyMommyMishaps: Gingerbread Train!!!
KimKardashian: Gold Rush
MyMommyMishaps: 4s/Leapfrog Rush
KimKardashian: Just got all of our Khroma Beauty products!! Glam time!
MyMommyMishaps: This is literally all I own!! Cover the dark circles under my eyes time!
*Thank you’s: I had to borrow a few things to make this post possible. First, thank you to @kimkardashian. I know about 30 people total so I doubt it would be worth her time to care that I used her photos in my silly little blog. But nonetheless, they are public so I thank you. I found that awesome kitchen cleaning quote at funny-pictures.feedio.net. Sooooo funny! And finally I would like to thank favoritefamilyfoods.wordpress.com for the gingerbread train photo. Since neither me, my mom, nor my sister thought the train we made this Christmas was picture-worthy and my 3-year-old started eating it before it was totally done, I had to search for a picture that was similar to what ours looked like.
**No barbies were harmed in the making of this blog. Well, not physically at least.