1. Relative to the people at gate B2, I am super skinny
2. Americans don’t brush their hair
3. Not everyone in a wheelchair needs to be in one
4. I feel an overwhelming urge to check the authenticity of anyone I see carrying Louis Vuitton luggage
5. Children fall into only one of 2 categories: charming or nightmare
6. Married couples after the age of 50 start to look remarkably like each other
7. The smile to scowl ratio is 1:9
8. Airport lattes are made using bath water
9. I am super nosy and have to fight the urge to join in conversations with complete strangers
10. After Christmas everyone has a new hoodie
11. If I’m staring into your eyes for an uncomfortable amount of time and we don’t know each other then I am probably trying to figure out how you get your eyeliner so perfect
12. If any man, woman or child makes a stinky every person within a 10-foot radius will investigate with their nose and discuss with only their eyes
13. There are no blonde pilots
14. If Glade came out with an air freshener that was hot soft pretzel scent I would buy it in bulk
15. We will all die from coughing….eventually.
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